I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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