guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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