Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i think i have two assholes
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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