the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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