Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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