Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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