so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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