Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just google imaged poop.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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