bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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