I feel like abortions should bother me more
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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