If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
