Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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