But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize