matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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