You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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