we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
and she was petting her beer can
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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