barbara walters just said penis...
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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