People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize
