i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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