Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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