Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
