hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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