im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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