Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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