They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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