I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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