She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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