super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I wish i was in the wii world.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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