doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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