K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My liver just broke up with me...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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