Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Damn victory sex feels great
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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