We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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