If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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