i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize