uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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