i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
