i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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