I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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