Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
