He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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