Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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