Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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