sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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