I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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