How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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