no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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