Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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