I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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