The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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