Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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