just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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