So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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