we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He did a backflip because drugs
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
