strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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